“Blog” – Jayesh Bhagat

Chaos, panic and disorder- my work here is done

” You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.”
~Friedrich Nietzsche

Um… guys… I don’t think that’s choc’late…

“You’ll wake up on Easter morning,
And you’ll know that he was there,
When you find those choc’late bunnies,
That he’s hiding ev’rywhere.”
~ Gene Audry

Let sleeping dogs lie

“If you don’t have a dream,
how are you going to make
a dream come true?”
~ Oscar Hammerstein

The seagull sees farthest who flies highest…

“For most gulls, it is not flying that matters but eating. For this gull, though it was not eating that mattered, but flight.”
~ Richard Bach

To play cat and mouse.

“When the cat and the mouse agree, the grocer is ruined”
~ Persian Proverb

Nothing can stop my werewolf though…

“I think we all have to fight the werewolf within us somehow.”
~ Will Kemp

What about expressing a typewriter?

“Typewriter is a means of transcribing thought,
not expressing it.”
~ Marshall McLuhan

The art of war.

“The greatest conquerer is he who overcomes
the enemy without a blow.”
~ Sun Tzu

One day skeletal tattoos will catch on with the youth.

“Life is strewn with so many dangers, and can be the source of so many misfortunes, that death is not the greatest of them.”
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Growers and Show-ers

“There’s a sense that the world is changing, no question. But it’s the size of the change that matters.”
~ Alan Ruskin

“I’m Salt here to resource so start steppin’
When me and my homegirl Pepa start pepperin’
Try and dis the girls, try to stand tall shorty
The girls got naughty – we went Top Forty
Call in the troops, we’re comin’ out blazin’
Ill if you will there ain’t no savin’
The queens have been ordained
You can’t play me boy, I’m no game”
~ Salt ‘N’ Pepa

But these hues are cool too…

“Therefore, to be possessed with double pomp,
To guard a title that was rich before,
To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet, To smooth the ice,
or add another hue Unto the rainbow,
or with taper light To seek thebeauteous
eye of heaven to garnish,
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.”
~ William Shakespeare

Crave no more pigeons than you can kill. They’re tricky.

“Kill no more pigeons
than you can eat.”
~ Benjamin Franklin

We are all pencils in the hand of God.

“I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.”
~ Mother Teresa

It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.

“What you don’t see with your eyes,
don’t witness with your mouth.”
~ Jewish Proverb

There ain’t no business like monkey business…

“We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.”
~ Unknown

The genius wonders if his kite can conduct electricity.

“The optimist pleasantly ponders
how high his kite will fly;
the pessimist woefully wonders
how soon his kite will fall.”
~ William Arthur Ward

Smoking makes you clever. And sarcastic.

“I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.”
~ Bill Hicks

You wouldn’t Dare…

“I love it, I love it; and who shall dare / To chide me for loving that old arm-chair?”
~ Eliza Cook

Baaaaaaaah!

“On second thought, I think I am more
crazy than my goat.”
~ Remedios Varo

God of Wisdom

“An elephant never tires of carrying his own trunk.”
~ Sanskrit Proverb

Shew fly, don’t bother me.

“I’m saying… I’m saying I – I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.”
~ The Fly (1986)

The watchful eye of Big Brother…

“Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death.”
~ George Orwell, 1984, Book 1, Chapter 2

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.

“The dog is a gentleman;
I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.”
~ Mark Twain

Snap it. See it.

“The camera can photograph thought.”
~ Dirk Bogarde

Bird’s eye view…

“A man’s interest in a single bluebird is worth more than a complete but dry list of the
fauna and flora of a town.”
~ Henry David Thoreau

If you don’t clean your planet, Mother Nature’s not gonna be happy.

“All across the world, in every kind of environment and region known to man, increasingly dangerous weather patterns and devastating storms are abruptly putting an end to the long-running debate over whether or not climate change is real. Not only is it real, it’s here, and its effects are giving rise to a frighteningly new global phenomenon:
the man-made natural disaster.”
~ Barrack Obama